Shakespearean First Drafts

• “We are all made of dream stuff.”
•  “Hey look, it’s Juliet up in the balcony. Hi, Juliet!”
•  “Brutus is a cool dude.  All these dudes, are cool dudes.”
• “For aught that ever I could read, / The course of true love never was a walk i’ th’ park.”
• “Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. Crummy clown, bad material.”
• “Wanted: 1 horse. 10 bucks. Willing to negotiate. Call Rick ASAP.”
• “Anyone got a horse? Cause I really need one, like right now.”
• Claudius: How is’t the clouds still hang on you? Hamlet: You suck! You’re not my real dad!
• “Holy crap, it’s Yorick! Yorick died? When the frick did that happen?”
• “And you, also, are among these conspirators? Oh, Brutus. Really?”
• “My mistress’ eyes are almost like the sun. Something like? Nearly like? Partly?”
• “By the tickling of my nose, something evil this way blows.”
• “To be or not – I’m kinda leaning one way, but I’m a bit on the fence, you know?”
• “Two loves I have, of comfort and despair, / And darned if I know what to do with either one.”
• “The game’s a toe!”
• “Darn it, Goneril just said what I was gonna say.”
• “There’s something a bit off in the state of Denmark.”

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